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@la what a nice long smooth rod

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@noiob would be a shame of someone used it for something other than its intended purpose.

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@la nooo it doesn't have a flared base

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@noiob why do you think my specific use requites a flared base? Get your mind out of the gutter you degenerate sicko.

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@noiob It's a linear shaft, not a plunger after all

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@la tbh I don't know the difference and I don't care enough to ask. It's a cylinder.

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@la also the flared base is for work safety. so it doesn't slip out of the clamp. I don't know what you're talking about

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@noiob I'm sorry, clearly I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

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@noiob it is imperative that the cylinder remains umharmed

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