So far I've been caught burgling by a cat
Been eaten by a Puma
Tried to save someone from his buddies, who I thought were trying to hurt him (none of them took well to this intrusion)
I have basically mastered Caves of Qud by this point I think
I mean, Vines like me, and what else do you really need in life
(Explanation: Phylogenicly, any attempt to categorize "All fish" ends up including "All land-dwelling vertibrates too tho"
And then things get really awkward and people start shuffling their fins/flippers/feet
So we just call them "Fish" and pretend it's a Real Thing, when what we mean is "Aquafriends")