i have moved from alabama to new york and i can say for certain that this place stinks!! the grates aren't for pissing into, they're for dropping quarters to add to the ever-growing pile to support the carefully rationed economy below the surface where the creatures live that form rooms in the walls and gouge with their trowel-fingers, weaving tunnels between skyscraper support columns and making traps for the undeserving, devouring those who are caught.
is this what america has come to?