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my beans are big. tremendous. far bigger than yours i presume. just huge. my beans make your beans look like a little pea pod. my beans are like a fucking school cafeteria. i come in a funky plastic tub that holds more than one can so you can have a comical amount of beans, but it's just a few beans and they are VERY LARGE. my beans rival mount everest. my beans have climhed that bitch mountain and made a millian dollars. My beans are from a fancy swedish restaurant. my beans are gilded. pricele

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