see, id be fine with astral projection meditation shit if there was like... a not relaxing bit. like, when you astral project you're probably ending up in places you really dont wanna be..

like, theres gotta be some fucked up astral dimensions you have to pass through before you get to the relaxing ones, like idk the tin can dimension where everyone is pressed and formed into a tin can and you fall forever

and every astral navigator must know about it. like, you have to go through the tin can dimension, so guide videos are like "alright so there's a part where you have to become a tin can, it's really unpleasant but just bear with it and we'll get to the aether in a moment" crunch crunch roll bend stamp

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if you fall long enough someone catches you and opens you and you're just full of beans, inexplicably, the beans don't represent anything but you're just a can of beans

i wonder if that would change your perspective on canned foods. like that's gotta have an impact, right? canned foods are pretty much critical to most people's everyday, and yet we don't even think about the stuff most of the time. now imagine being one and going through being opened, disposed of, recycled, reformed...

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