why the fuck do they call them lobsters if they never even lobst

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@kat well that would imply they've somehow stopped lobsting, which would make them lobsted. i am opposed to this implication; they're constantly lobsting, therefore they are lobsters who lobst for the Hell of it

@pearshapes @kat i had to change the neon sign in front of my house from "i've always lobsted" to "i've never lobsted". and then i had to throw that sign in the garbage, because it was inaccurate. i had lobsted in the past, i just wasn't lobsting at the moment

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