why do BIRDS suddenly appear
every TIME you are NEAR?
a) actual avatar of long forgotten mesoamerican bird deity
b) subtle yet constant electromagnetic pulse disrupts natural navigation
c) conditional system error loops environmental effect within simulation
d) weird furry avian kink
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f) those birds just really really want your wristwatch for some bizarre reason