i even wrote a C# program to use its built-in argument parsing, so *it* could figure out passing that as a single argument to wsl bash
it couldn't do it either
always happy to come across another situation that's "not such a big deal because it's simply a contrived problem which you'll likely never encounter."
i did figure out a way to do it though! and that way is very bad, hee
i base64 the whole command line, and run it in a subshell, because that doesn't require any double-quotes or escaping magic cmd-side