(talking to a barista) could i get a caramel mAcHiNaTiOn?
@thingywott "How many shots do you want?"
"Would you like non-dairy milk? or perhaps some generalized dread?"
@bx that sounds great! with extra froth, an unholy amount please
and also an iced coffee please. black, like my soul
shaken, like me
and chilled by the clutches of death itself
@thingywott I can do gur froth, ice, soul-blackness and shaking, but death doesn't work on thursdays
are you cool if i chill it using gur necronomicon instead?
@bx that sounds enchanting~ thanks!
@bx *pays in raw bullion from the ancient tomb next door*
@thingywott * slices bullion using a cursed cleaver *
* hands back change *
"Thank you for your patronage"
@thingywott
* puts drinks on counter *
"That'll be 12 pieces of silver or 4 pieces of gold"