"your son is hyperactive. is he seeing a child phycologist?"
"do you mean psychologist?"
"no. your kid is a colony of algae. he's currently experiencing a bloom, which results in bodily growth and a change in pigmentation. i recommend watching his phosphate intake"
"i guess this is what i get for being married to the sea"
@typhlosion ahh! I rlly like this? It’s funny and kinda intriguing bc you wonder abt how the story to this played out.
I do anyway.
nice