@typhlosion only if the shell is made of corn :3
@typhlosion NOW we're getting into the real shit
@typhlosion No a hot dog is a pizza unless the bun splits entirely, at which point it becomes a sandwich
@typhlosion A taco, however, is also a pizza so
@typhlosion This is from a fully-realized framework, for the record, which I can lay out for you if you'd like
it's the only one I've found satisfactory
@witchfynder_finder i think i'll pass
@typhlosion we must ask what consists of both a hot dog and a taco:
a hot dog consists of a type of bread. its long, and cut down long ways, to allow the tub of meat's entry
a taco consists of a type of crunch bread. its long, and open allowing crumbled meat entry
@joshua tacos aren't always crunchy. soft tacos certainly exist and at least in my area they're easier to find than the hard shell type
then a taco could be a type of hotdog, but with crumbled meat instead of tube meat
all of the responses so far delight me