@typhlosion dear local government official [sic], we have noticed the local crocodile population is very sparse, and since Oklahoma stakes it's reputation on the quality of it's alligators, that we should take care of the local armadillo population better, namely so that once the coyote population moves in from the golf, they will have to work for their food, thus preventing them from being too lazy (to appeal to the republican talking points)
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this is entirely nonsense
@typhlosion
dear local government official [sic], we have noticed the local crocodile population is very sparse, and since Oklahoma stakes it's reputation on the quality of it's alligators, that we should take care of the local armadillo population better, namely so that once the coyote population moves in from the golf, they will have to work for their food, thus preventing them from being too lazy (to appeal to the republican talking points)
thanks for your consideration