normal nerds: my self insert is this animal person that I love very much
me: my self insert is my love for weird medical science personified. She's gross and awful and lives in a ruin. Her best friend is a werewolf that leaves her "gifts" in the exact way a cat does. Her number of limbs is "variable".
re: nsfw addendum
@Eldritch_Horrorgirl "what's in your pants?"
"an ontological parasite"
re: nsfw addendum
@typhlosion "I'd explain, but then you'd have to get amnesticized"