and God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. and God saw all the new mathematics He had to deal with and said "Oh for the love of Me, this may have been a mistake"
@Siph the reason He didn't want adam and eve to eat the fruit of knowledge was because He knew they'd have some questions about quantum dynamics that He was not prepared to answer concisely
@typhlosion "Aw me-dammit there's a fuckin' lighting error on that texture over by the tree. shit. fuck. god. ugh. I gotta fix that before someone notices or it'll be the only thing I fucking HEAR ABOUT ALL ETERNITY"
@Nine God, carefully watching humanity do the double-slit experiment: "oh no oh no oh no oh no"
@typhlosion fun fact: teleportation isn't actually a scifi thing we just haven't worked out how to clip through walls yet.
@Nine i mean... we *have*, just only on the scale of electrons. it's actually a big issue in integrated circuit design
@typhlosion yeah but we can't exploit it for massive speedrun strats yet sadly.
@typhlosion "Uhhh,. hey, God, you know that whole... tree we were forbidden to eat from-"
"YES I KNOW ABOUT THE FUCKING LIGHTING GLITCH AUGH, I'M WORKING ON IT, FUCKING CHILL OUT, WE'RE STILL IN BETA"
@typhlosion "ugh I hate ray tracing"