i fire a nerf dart straight up in the air, then look you dead in the eye as it lands directly onto the propeller on my beanie cap, making it spin. the crowd goes wild

@witchfynder_finder oh my stars please

i would love anything that'll get a bunch of asshole youtubers wearing those propeller beanies

@typhlosion I can see the clickbaity video titles now...

THE NEW BOTTLE CHALLENGE!?!?!?!?!?!? BEANIE NERFING!!!

@typhlosion I bet we could convince one of them it already is a thing and then from there THEY would make it real through the force of their belief alone.

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@witchfynder_finder someone get that Marky Pliers fellow on the horn, stat! we've got a hot hot ticket!

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