- kobolds are people unless they choose to identify otherwise
- kobolds really love the dark and hiding away
- kobolds may seem vastly introverted, but they are just used to being kicked around and try to avoid that
- there is an exclusive valhalla-style drinking and feasting place for kobolds slain by adventurers
- kobolds can be both cold-blooded and warmblooded
- all kobolds are good at the smooches and snuggles, please review the player's handbook to see their proficiencies in it
@wolfteeth it's ok to boost shitposts pretty much always
@vahnj in that case consider thyself boosted