silly reductive thoughts on pathfinder races
human: hi i'm new to this game
elf: i had no idea their eyes were black but they're still sexy right
half-elf: i like shannara too much
gnome: i like being annoying!
halfling: i'm the group chef! (no but really this has happened to me every time)
dwarf: HA HA, ALCOHOL
half-orc: hey i don't care about the in-universe implications i just want to be an orc
kobold: *not the player* wait who let Crom in the game