a real sentence i just wrote and am going to actually use because it's literally true awoo.space/media/6xEk3r8gBemBW

shitpost about work 

Nappa, sitting at the desk talking on the phone, sweat dripping down his brow: "Vegeta, what does the database say about our Q1 tickets?"
Vegeta, scribbling on a piece of paper, runs some code against the data. His fist smashes against the computer, denting the desk and crushing the keyboard into two pieces.

"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND"

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