if i am ever your boss and you're running late for something all you have to do is say "i misplaced my glasses" and i will be like "say no more friend you're good"

@kibi how about "sorry im late i had to pet a dog"

@vahnj this works if you're like five minutes late but not if you're like twenty

unless there were a LOT of dogs

@kibi "I'm sorry I had to pet 69 dogs they were all so good"

@vahnj *boss voice* 👩🏻‍💼 i will expect a report on the 69 dogs on my desk by Monday

@kibi it's funny cuz if you were my boss and said this jokingly i would 100% do it

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