@irisjaycomics the horror of it is that it's not chaos, it's 5 spreadsheets deep in style, cut and bodyshape comparisons
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Just me taking a selfie as I rip off the containment wrap to unfold upon the world my devices of locomotion.
The peasants quake in wonder and fear.
"The massive tank-treaded platform with which I have replaced my lower body roars to life, the jet engine howling like a supercharged bionic-banshee as I launch down the sidewalk, shattering the concrete below and spraying it behind me in a shower of stone and diesel-smoke."
@vyruem @Draekos @irisjaycomics You may think twinned hypersonic scramjets in place of legs as the ultimate in transatmospheric mobility, but if your newly crafted robot body doesn't have thigh-gap, it's back to the workshop to cut down on that armor plating!
@orrery @Draekos @irisjaycomics
Unless you're in the heavy armor division, in which case Triple High-Impact Carbon Composite plating is standard.
@orrery @vyruem @irisjaycomics If your thighs aren't legally required to have warning labels, what even are you doing with your life?
hinting at physical thigholence, kink?
@Draekos @orrery @irisjaycomics
This label, except depicting massive synth-thighs in the silhouette.
hinting at physical thigholence, kink?
@vyruem @Draekos @irisjaycomics Seems like a great place to put a MIND THE GAP warning.
re: hinting at physical thigholence, kink?
@vyruem @orrery @irisjaycomics I'm totally not saving this into my synth ref folder <_<
re: hinting at physical thigholence, kink?
@irisjaycomics @Draekos @vyruem @orrery I'm am absolutely saving that pic to use as a sticker for a future synth piece, just you wait and see.
@vyruem @Draekos @irisjaycomics Safety first, especially over mixed-terrain environments!