If there is a hell, it’s probably like a grocery store. Bright lights. Random people everywhere. Rows and rows of brightly colored garbage and you can’t find the 5 things you actually need. The only time during the week where is seriously contemplate if being born during the Iron Age and dying of a bacterial infection in my 40s would be THAT bad of a fate

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I get so utterly discombobulated in grocery stores that I'll even forget items when I have a literal list that I'm referencing, because my amygdala is like "FUCK THE LIST! CAN'T YOU SEE WE ARE IN MORTAL PERIL?" as an elderly woman trundles-by, briefly cutting-off my only escape route.

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