"16 Puns"
Some furries say a grem is made out of puns
The poor grem's made outta cussin' and puns
Cussin' and puns and homophones
A mind with a leak and a mouth doin' wrong
You tell sixteen puns, what do you get?
Other folk are groanin' and beatin' your head
Saint Peter ain't callin', cuz I won't go
I've sold my soul to the com-pun-y store.
If you see me punnin' better run and hide
A lot of furs didn't and a lot of furs sighed
Got one fish of iron, the other's an eel
If the left pun don't getcha
Then the right pun will