no towels
It was not until after my shower, when the previous towel had already been relegated to a dampened floor, that I realized that there were no fresh towels available.
Still dripping, I reached into the closet, hand finding purchase on soft, towel like material, and extracted...
...two small, black hand towels.
no towels
While this proved sufficient for most frontal drying needs, I had to proceed with whipping my back with them like some ascetic flailing himself in order to reach all areas adequately.
And yes, it looked about as ridiculous as it sounds.