awful furry humor, meta kink ref, shameful parody
(Apologies to Stephen King and just about anyone else who reads this.)
I do not headpat with my hand. They who headpat with their hand have forgotten the face of their sona. I headpat with my *paw*.
I do not vore with my mouth. They who vore with their mouth have forgotten the face of their sona. I vore with my *maw*.
I do not kink with my genitals. They who kink with their genitals have forgotten the face of their sona. *I kink with my heart*.