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I was far too exhausted yesterday to grump about this.

So yesterday the Wobblura went in for final inspection and service before my lease ends (I'm keeping it though)

Scheduled everything ahead of time. EToC of 1.5 hours. Sure I'll just walk over to the thai place across the street and get some lunch..

Get there, drop off.. (note I'm sick and I had 3 hours of sleep because of said sick)

Immediately ambushed by sales person that knows my lease is up.

Car Dealerships 

@wobblewuffess In the future, it’s probably worth considering the following useful words and phrases when a car salesman tries to sell you a car and you aren’t even in the market for a car at all:

“No.”
“No. My car is fine. Go away.”
“Go pound sand.”
“Go blow a goat.”
“No. Please do me a favor, bend over, shove your head up your asshole, and take a deep breath. Oh, I’m sorry, that was rude of me, I shouldn’t have given instructions so vague as ‘shove your head up your all of you.’”

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@kistaro

Pretty much that.

The worst part is... if Subaru still made Forester XTs.. or stuck the 2.4 turbo in from the Outback XT in one.. and the new not shit infotainment system that has android auto it.. I would buy one.

I love my Forester, all I really want in it is a better head unit with Android Auto/Car play.. but there are only like two options for aftermarket and they require a bunch of custom wiring.

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