just casually listening to the latest episode of william osmans chaotic podcast, and i am just in awe from this one fragment of an exchange that just perfectly encapsulates everything

william: we made new friends; we learned... nothing; and we got drunk

alan: yeah, so every-- all the good things put together: not learning, getting drunk, meeting new people

like i had to pause the podcast and stop whatever i was doing just to sit there gaping and processing this for several seconds, and now i'm typing out this post in like,,,, a rush of amazement and validation, from a real allistic person finally confirming something i've been suspecting for the past half a year or so

allistic people really do just want to: not learn, get drunk, and meet new people

it's so stupidly simple and i finally understand 😳