If you want to know how my morning's gone, imagine the scene in Brazil where the police invade Archie Buttle's apartment by suddenly boring through the ceiling, except they're actually from Central Services to fix the plumbing, and they're actually very nice even though you have a sneaking suspicion they're laughing at your gayness behind your back.
@zebratron2084 THIS IS NOT A CONDUCIVE ENVIRONS FOR MY BAGEL AND SYNTH-PROTEIN SPREAD!!