kinstuff
A self-described "unseelie fae" was recently quite rude to someone I love, and that reminds me:
If you have occasion to murder a member of the Fair Folk (or simply hit one with your carriage), PLEASE SAVE ME THE BONES. I know they're tiny, but they make a remarkably delicate and savory consommé. Elves, too, but to a lesser extent.
It's the closest Martians really come to believing in magic, you have no idea.
kinstuff
@zebratron2084 I forget are those the ones who hate iron and bells?