Holy shit. One of the great Martian Tiger Culture Heroes, Ming of Harlem, lives about 20-25 minutes away from my parents' house, in Berlin Center, OH.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ming_of_

I wonder if I can talk my mom into a road trip. I'd love to pay him my respects and ask for counsel. I feel like I've been vicious lately, but I could be more vicious.

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"Loud growling noises could be heard through the door of the apartment, causing the officer to avoid entering. Another police officer was sent to the roof, from which he abseiled himself on a rope sling to view through the apartment’s windows. Ming attempted to attack the officer, frightening him, and nearly broke through the window."

See? A soldier, a gangster, AND a friend to the people. Ming, you are one of the greatest of all time.

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