@Phorm @anthracite I hope you don't mind if I butt in and note that it's really hard to make puns when you can't see, hear, speak, type, or think unassisted.
Lady Anthracite, shall I dispatch Valis to get the... thingie... from Ms. Garnet?
@Phorm @anthracite Sorry about that. We're a bit unclear on what the Thingy actually does, since Valis can never remember anything about it once he's done applying it...
@zebratron2084 @anthracite The... The "Thingy"? This is at once impossibly vague and entirely too specific.
Additional gulp!