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I saw it with my own two eyes
A vision of Masto's demise
Corps and fascists totalize
While leftists merely balkanize

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@zebratron2084
Uh oh we've reached the poetry and prophecy stage of being doomed.

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@zebratron2084 This is depressingly accurate.

It would be less heartbreaking if the people on the victorious side weren't as collectively intelligent as a duffle bag filled with concrete.

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@zebratron2084

... where good memes die like dogs...

MOLOCH! Weaponising eyeballs with iframes!
MOLOCH! Hammering the harmless with a omniference of once-more-questions!
MOLOCH! Interlocuting erroneous eloqution without evolution, ever egregrious!
MOLOCH! It takes a digital village to destroy the digital village to save the digital village or are you one of THEM, soldier?!

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@Momentrabbit

I saw the worst toots of their generation, destroyed by virtue, jortless, defederal...

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@Momentrabbit Or, if you're into the classics...

"Rezy, this is stupid stuff
You make your shitposts fast enough
While bofa.lol is full of pricks
Your timeline's still got puppy pics
But Martian lass, the toots you make
Just make me say 'forget it, Jake...'
This is only Masto Town,
So farm your likes and quiet down."

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