cursed image; food atrocity; the virtues of adulthood
Somebody's "chicken and waffles" school lunch. Aren't you glad you're a putative grown-up like me, and get to eat whatever the fuck you want?
Honestly, though, I could probably salvage this. I could make something that resembled this, only it would be food. Just get me a waffle iron, a deep fryer, and the wandering soul of Kenny Shopsin.