All caps, cursing construction materials 

CABLE STAPLES WERE APPARENTLY FORGED IN HELL ITSELF FOR HOW DIFFICULT THEY ARE TO USE

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re: All caps, cursing construction materials 

@hummingrain When I am Empress of Terra (I got big plans), just for you, I will consign these staples to Object Prison, alongside Venetian blinds, caster wheels, plastic zippers, paper-feeding mechanisms, oversized power adapters, cheap can openers, non-mechanical pencil sharpeners, and (possibly due to a filing error) Robin Thicke.

re: All caps, cursing construction materials 

@zebratron2084 thank you, future liege

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