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Awwww. I debunked a local woman's worries that the bike thieves she chased off were going to come back to slaughter her family or something, and it apparently worked. (Among other things, I noted that bike thieving is not exactly a high-ambition career, and threatening potential witnesses, compared to just fucking off to another neighborhood, would be WORK...)
She thanked me and called me a "cheeky devil," which I am gonna treasure for days. =^____^=