uspol; wenk
Wenk wenk wenk news?
*waddles across newspaper conveniently spread across arctic floe*
*bends neck and peeks at the headlines*
Wenk wenk wenk nope wenk.
*jumps into ocean*
(Seriously, the morning clickbait headlines gave me a fright, but the articles really just said what I already knew: the Democrats are still strongly favored to grab the house, but polls have errors and anything could happen.)
(And don't worry, I'll probably be over the penguin thing by, say... November 7th?)
uspol; wenk
@zebratron2084 Spending the season disguised as a Neptunian instead of a Martian. Not the worst idea.
uspol; wenk
@zebratron2084
You know maybe swimming is the right answer.