New headcanon: every single Star Wars astromech droid secretly contains a tiny corgi in the upper dome working the controls.
@VioletPixel What if I said they come out in little cloaked hamster balls and are gently retrieved three weeks later? Believe me, my canon can not handle the idea of corgi casualties either. >_>;
"Is there a little vocoder that turns their excited yipping into bleeps?"
"Peggy, I'm shocked that you'd feel you'd even need to ask me that question. Of course. Of course there is."