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Your odds of still being alive in twelve hours are comparatively high.

Hmmm. Sorry. I'm not good at these.

re: daily affirmation 

@zx3 *facepalm* Darling, it's not that they're hamsters. You forgot to take one of the most fundamental principles of villainy into account...

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Next time, send ONE hamster. Good luck!

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Is Hammond from Overwatch one of yours?
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daily affirmation 

@zebratron2084 I mean, your only real problem here is that I need to re-up that at least one more time today, so it's not really daily.

re: daily affirmation 

@Balina Sorry, outside of standard Martian business hours, you're on your own. 🐯​

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