re: retail worker interaction
@Ratttz Oh sweet lordy. Hey, @acetone_kitten, should I tell Rattz about Dolores and the "666 matrix" and how I accidentally turned her off of eating honey because it's "not pure"? Or do you want to do it? :D
(TL;DR: A.K. and I used to work with a woman who was EXACTLY the same species as Fluoride Bean Lady. Bitch tried to break us up once because "we were such nice boys & she hated to see us living that lifestyle." >_< )