I know I've been playing too much Spyro 

Because I keep imagining people talking to me in reality like they were rescued dragons.

"Remember to eat food to survive, Phorm! And be sure to stay away from Twitter. Even a DRAGON can have a hard time with that many hot takes!"

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re: I know I've been playing too much Spyro 

@Phorm I think we all dream of a world in which all of our leaders, celebrities, and pundits were frozen in statue form until we went up to talk to them, and refroze immediately after we left. ^______^

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