food
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Thai_dishes
Reading this article was a terrible, terrible mistake. I'm tempted to bribe one of you in a real city to pack some phat phrik khing in dry ice and FedEx it to me overnight. >_<
(Preference will be given to people from cities that will actually serve spicy food to Caucasians, i.e. not Seattle. ;p )