Whenever I hear this glorious Holiday Song, I can't help but want a nice ol' cup of Hot Jones.

homestarrunner.com/songs/Santa

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@Phorm But the only Jones café is on the first floor! Looks like we're going to have to jump...

(I mean, I assume it's OK if I put on my cool shades and join you? I could really use a PSJ right now...)

@zebratron2084

Absolutely. Grab your nunchuck gun and get ready for the freeze frame!

And watch out for that Stingy Relenque. I hear his accent is deadly within ten meters. Plus, he has SO much Jones.

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