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There are two young men-- pardon me, two young dudes-- sitting next to me at the cafe. They are animatedly discussing kicking someone out of their bad, and I feel like my life's been invaded by a Whitest Kids You Know sketch.

blatant eavesdropping 

"Well, I feel like we're _all_ victims here."

"I just feel like Steve's got an agenda. Why set rules, if you're not going to follow them?"

"I don't know how he can look at himself in the mirror and accept the performance he's giving us."

"I'd just really appreciate leaving this band cleaner than you found it."

These are all real quotes from the aforementioned band kids. I'm expecting one hell of a link to the next sketch.

re: blatant eavesdropping 

oh god they even have their own yoko ono, i feel like a bastard but this is priceless :D

re: blatant eavesdropping 

@zebratron2084

Guilty guilty pleasure...but oh so very pleasurable.

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