"Well, I feel like we're _all_ victims here."
"I just feel like Steve's got an agenda. Why set rules, if you're not going to follow them?"
"I don't know how he can look at himself in the mirror and accept the performance he's giving us."
"I'd just really appreciate leaving this band cleaner than you found it."
These are all real quotes from the aforementioned band kids. I'm expecting one hell of a link to the next sketch.
re: blatant eavesdropping
@zebratron2084
Guilty guilty pleasure...but oh so very pleasurable.