mood (--) 

I'm in a right foul one today, and I feel sorry for anyone but Peg who has to deal with me. Currently attempting to treat it with massive amounts of caffeine, sugar, and Flight of the Conchords. Then maybe a nap, one of those BRÜTÄL, INTENSE two-hour naps that only us tigers know how to take safely.

If that fails, I think I'mma put on my hunting gear, head for Reddit's conservative subs, and menace prey until the smile comes back to my Enormous Fangéd Maw. I hear libertarians and transphobes are In Season.

If that doesn't work, I swear to the gods, I'm gonna eat a whole ghost pepper. Ten minutes of agony is better than eight hours of sullen.

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(Afterthought: the "anyone but Peg" is because she's become quite an expert in tiger handling, and knows exactly the right place to bop me on the snoot to get me to settle down. Also have you SEEN those fuckers in the Monstrous Manual, she's got like 8 hit dice on me plus FIRE. =^___^;= )

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