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OK, Seattleites, I think we've got enough food stocked up here to either hide until spring thaw or quarter the Red Army. Hope you're all braced too! See you on the other side. :)

@zebratron2084 so THAT'S why a bunch of russians in period dress showed up at my apartment.

They're chill, it's just confusing.

@hummingrain Russians, huh. In dressing.

Hey, if you've stockpiled some rye, pastrami, and cole slaw, you're all set...

@zebratron2084 I mean, I am not a mighty predator cat, so eating humans is more difficult for me. But I can see why the idea would appeal.

@zebratron2084 (Rubbing his claws together.) Enormous food stockpiles, you say. This is very interesting.

@Austin_Dern ...defended by a tiger and a dragon. Sorry, coati, you can eat at the front stoop with the local crows. Peanuts daily at 10 and noon. :p

@zebratron2084 Mm-hmm. (Adds two hex key wrenches and a reverse drill bit to the kit.)

@zebratron2084

I bought a big bag of cheap burritos and a fifth of Suntory whisky. I think I'm set.

(Whisky not actually for me tho'...)

@coyohti Don't forget to invest in a good burrito torch in case the power goes out. :)

@zebratron2084

*cooks burrito on a stick over a can of blazing Sterno...*

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