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I have been making an increasingly baroque and contrarian display out of telling Peggy "no!" every time she's asked me if I could lock the door behind her when she leaves the apartment.

This makes me smile almost every day.

This time it was "I can't commit to an answer right now, but I can have the lab team look at it and we should have an impact report for you in 3-5 days."

Then after she had already gotten down the front step, I waved her urgently back to the porch, opened the window, and explained, "Oh. It turned out to be really easy, you just turn the little metal thing and it clicks shut! Do... do you still want me to have them run those tests?"

😺😺😺

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