Apparently there is a fake pamphlet going around called "How to Destroy A Man Now (DAMN)," which purports to be a "feminist" manual about using the #metoo movement to ruin powerful men with false accusations.

And a little research shows that people are falling for it. It read as instantly fake to me, full of poorly hidden MRA talking points that imply women envy mens' "emotional detachment" and "physical superiority."

And you know what? I found a post on an MRA subreddit basically laughing and cheering for it, because it "gets so many important points across." And now I'm inspired. I really want to write the nastiest, ugliest, tawdriest false flag pamphlet I can, something that makes these people look even worse than they are.

I need something so absurd nobody should possibly take it seriously, but so inflammatory that it'll short-circuit their forebrain and they'll circulate it anyway. Any suggestions? (Besides "no, Rezy, that's evil, don't do it." I'm waaay past that point with these fuckers, sorry.)