ukpol; shenanigans; Brother Crowther Demonstrates The Incorrect Use Of The Milkshake; things we must never do 

theguardian.com/politics/2019/

Milkshake a conservative for Christ. The contrast between Farage's previous threats-- e.g., to "pick up a rifle and head for the front lines" if Brexit failed-- and his utter indignation at being hit with a _goddamn milkshake_ is a gift that I hope keeps giving for years... because it becomes a habit among leftists.

I think that's the style goal, folks. Make sure your attacks on our enemies make a cute headline and are as ridiculous as possible-- no matter how much legitimate malice we feel underneath it all.

If you get shot, you become a martyr. If you take a milkshake to the snoot and BEHAVE like a martyr, all you become is a joke.

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re: ukpol; shenanigans; Brother Crowther Demonstrates The Incorrect Use Of The Milkshake; things we must never do 

(Gee, and all I did today is phone up the guy who's trying to primary Rep. Amash*—for, you know, actually fucking reading the Mueller Report and admitting Trump's guilty—and ask Peg to play circus music into the mike. =^___^= )

* who is still a tea party jerk and not our friend

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