cute animal pic; mild misanthropy
I love this big fluffy cat so much, I want to give it complete arbitrary power over life and death for everybody on earth. Whether you are nice to this kitty will be the sole remaining arbiter of survival or ruination.
re: cute animal pic; mild misanthropy (update)
"Hey, cat. How's that whole... deciding who lives and who dies thing coming along?"
"Mreow."
"Huh. Well, I really appreciate your patience, but... do you mind if I share some of your power with someone a little more... proactive?"
"Maowr."
"Hmm? Oh, no, it's fine. I understand. You're fed and petted and stuff. I was kinda hoping I could talk to one of the endangered big cats..."
"Mrehr!"
"Oh, no, no, I didn't mean anything by that! You're HUGE. I just meant the... even bigger cats at the zoo and see what they think. Some of the endangered ones. They've got some valid grievances and I was hoping we might see eye to eye about the... human problem."
"Rrrrrr."
"Oh. Of course, I brought... hmm... no, I already ate all that sushi. And the fish jerky. Damn. You're... not gonna kill me, are you?"
"*licks paw and scampers off*"
"You are kind and gracious, O Feline Arbiter."
