really stupid filk, cw: mummification
🎵 Hold my bones, you necromancer
🎵 Count my ribs, make sure there's twelve please
🎵 Bind my skin in linen ribbons
🎵 So I don't reek of a disease
--inscription from the Velvet Sarcophagus of Pharaoh El-tanj-han (c. 1972 BCE)